Everybody knows that kids come up with some of the most insane things to say. The way their minds work is astounding. I mean, I say some ridiculous things, but the stuff that comes out of their mouths is pure gold. Gold, I tell ya!
Well, Sophia had quite the observation while I drove her home from daycare a couple of weeks ago. You can see the AMAZING illustration I made of said observation on the right there. Below is what she said, word-for-word.
Sophia: that’s my house (pointing to a giant house that isn’t ours)!
Me: Oh is it??
Sophia: Yeah. I live there. With Maddie. And Mommy. And Dubsy. Not you.
Me: I don’t live with you??
Sophia: No, you live there (points to a much smaller house down the road) with a dolphin.
Me: I live with a dolphin???!?
Sophia: Yes, you live with the dolphin and swim with him.
Oh the things toddlers come up with… She later decided I’m allowed to live with her.
I’m going to be writing and documenting more of the insane stuff that comes out of Sophia’s mouth, and hopefully I’ll be able to do the same once Maddie starts talking, too.
Let me know the ridonculous things that your kids have said below! Or on Facebook or Twitter!
One thought on “Oh The Things They’ll Say”